im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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