Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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