Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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