You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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