i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He shit in the fireplace
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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