its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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