Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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