He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
