Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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