Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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