And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
