She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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