i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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