So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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