Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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