community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There's always time for handjobs
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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