The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Two words: blizzard sex
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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