Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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