Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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