so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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