Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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