Its about making memories worth repressing
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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