Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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