had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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