is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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