Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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