So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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