so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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