are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I cut my penus on the lid.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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