So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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