check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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