so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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