Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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