its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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