The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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