That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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