So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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