I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just pee around me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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