I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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