Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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