Do you still have your period?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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