margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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