Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
