so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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