It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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