Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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