Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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