It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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