so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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