Porn is love you can see.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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