i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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