69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
