Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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