Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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