So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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