People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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