I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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