why didn't you poke me back
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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