i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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