dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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